at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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