No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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