Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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