This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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