can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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