Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
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