And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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