She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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