We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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