id be glad to
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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