ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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