I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
True but thats because hes a fetus.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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