dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Randomize
