Midget sex pt 2 tonight
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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