My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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