u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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