I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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