I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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