i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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