So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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