I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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