Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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