I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
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