umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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