just come out here and I will go home with you...
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I want to be your penis for a week.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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