3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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