office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
her facebook's as public as her vagina
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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