as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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