This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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