I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
How naked do you want me to be?
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