What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I currently don't understand fingers.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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