How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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