matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
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