Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
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