I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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