this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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