Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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