If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Randomize
