she looked like the bat from fern gully.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I want her autograph on my taint
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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