You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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