You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
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