I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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