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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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