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Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
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