What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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