He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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