she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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