I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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