well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
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