You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Randomize