That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
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