it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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