honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
she told me i tasted like america
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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